January 2010
28 posts
"Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to...
hotgaynerds:
alwayscurious:
– Erich Fromm
Just Stunning.
I heart this and had to reblog:
The following conversation occurred tonight at the gay club:
Guy: You're cute. You have a boyfriend.
Me: Yep *nodding in disdain*
Guy: Does he have health insurance?
Me: Nope.
Guy: I do.
Me: Stunning. Congrats.
Guy: You want benefits?
Me: You seriously premised your whole approach based on the benefits your HR can provide?
Guy: Just figured.
Me: what?
Guy: You're the type a guy who'd find benefits delicious.
Me: Delicious?
Guy: Hot.
Me: Sure. Benefits are sexy. You're not.
Guy: You're a bitch.
Me: Talk to your HR.
